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HAMLET (Monkey King)

    Noobs, noobs, noobs.

LORD POLONIUS (Glacius)

    What is the matter, my carry?

HAMLET (Monkey King)

    Between who?

LORD POLONIUS (Glacius)

    I mean, the matter that you rage, my carry.

HAMLET (Monkey King)

    Slanders, sir: for the satirical Scout says here
    that old men have codexes, that their armor is
    lowered, their wards never purchased, and that they
    have a plentiful lack of int, together with most 
    weak farm: all which, sir, though I most powerfully
    and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to
    have it thus set down, for yourself, sir, should be
    old as I am, if like Chronos, you could go backward.

LORD POLONIUS (Glacius)

    [Aside] Though this be rage, yet there is method
    in 't. Will you walk out of the pool, my carry?

HAMLET (Monkey King)

    Into my grave.
    

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